
With a name that never fails to raise a snigger (as does Percy Passage nearby), Newman Passage is one of those cute hidden shortcuts that you only know if you either live or work locally. For those in the know, it is a really handy way to cut through to Charlotte Street if you are coming from the western end of Oxford Street. I also take it by choice, just because I get a kick out of walking down cobbled alleys, passages if you will...snigger. Anyway - double entendres aside Newman Passage reminds me of Dickensian London plus a touch of Jack the Ripper when you find yourself alone there after dark (snigger). It also has the benefit of having the
Newman Arms upstairs Pie Room at one end of it - which is the perfect place to chase away the winter blues with a hearty pie and a pint of something.

This also used to be the site of the London College of Massage where you could get a cheap massage (snigger) but one day they just weren't there anymore - in fact if anyone knows where they moved to please let me know because I can't find them online and I miss those cheap massages (snigger...snort...). Newman Passage also reminds me of my friend Matt who had to get a photo done for an article that someone was writing about him so asked me to be photographer for the day. We chose Newman Passage for the shots and used his Lomo camera. I totally got into the David Hemmings
Blow Up vibe and the photos actually turned out OK. Sniggers aside, I imagine all sorts of mischief has gone on here - particularly when Fitzrovia was populated by anarchists and drunks. So next time you're wandering aimlessly around this area take a stroll down Newman Passage and when you emerge into Newman Street take a sharp left and proceed directly to
Lantana for brilliant coffee, fantastic cakes and London's best breakfast.